"Well, as I was saying, it costs a lot to be authentic, ma'am. And one can't be stingy with these things because you are ...

"What do you believe in?" [Reviewed in Cheaper by the Dozen 13 ]

"I don't know. I never ate anything like this before. Stepped in it a couple times but never ate it." [Reviewed in Cheaper...

"When a man's got money in his pocket he begins to appreciate peace." Reviewed (sort of) in Cheaper by the Dozen 44

"She's right. Oh you can set yourself into a bonfire, and we'll break out the marshmallows and the weenies, but you ain'...

Morty Comix # 2409 through # 2415 can be called the Watercolor Series. Before I post these things, they will require some explanation sin...

"The trouble with me, Gabrielle, is I, I belong to a vanishing race. I'm one of the intellectuals." [Reviewed in Cheaper b...

"Look what you did to my shirt." [Reviewed in Cheaper by the Dozen 67 ] The Yard Birds Crow piggy bank was the closest...

"The patient came to me with a large hole in his abdomen,  heh-heh, caused by a fire poker used on him by his wife. Hee-hee. He almos...

"You are a Rabbi. I'm a bank robber. I'm a card player and a whoremonger. That's what I am. You are a Rabbi. You can fa...

"Did you come to that conclusion out of patriotism or just greed?" [Reviewed in Cheaper by the Dozen 43 ]

"The personal life is dead in Russia. History killed it." [Reviewed in Cheaper by the Dozen 59 ]

"Mind you, if there is one thing I know about its Mr. John Q. Public. He wants clean people on the screen for himself and his childr...

My fave Groucho musical number : Oh Lydia, oh Lydia Say, have you met Lydia Lydia, the tattooed lady She has eyes that folks a...

"Here. It's all right here in my noodle. The rest is just scribbling. Scribbling and bibbling, bibbling and scribbling." [...

"Your character, it seems, won't improve until you're reborn."  [Reviewed in Cheaper by the Dozen 36 ]

"I don't kill opponents I like." [Reviewed in Cheaper by the Dozen 35 ]

"I have no desire to kill anyone else. Kindly step aside." [Reviewed in Cheaper by the Dozen 33 ]

"It's not the place of a gangster to go strutting around in broad daylight like he owns the world. A proper gangster bows his...

"There is no one worse than a samurai." [Reviewed in Cheaper by the Dozen 26 ]