"What do you think you are, for Christ's sake, crazy or something? Well, you're not! You're not! You're no ...

"All sons have had some issues with their parents. Odysseus was going to be left stranded at home. Ajax was going to be in a Greek c...

"You're not a comedian, you're a terrorist!"

"Going to Frank is like taking heroin to cure an alcohol problem, y'know?"

"I take it this is not a social call, 007."

"You're not specific enough to be a person, you're more like a vibe."

"Nothing is more necessary than the unnecessary."

"Any man with a collection like this is a man who's never set foot on a battlefield. To him a minié ball from Shiloh is just an...

"What is wrong with peace that its inspiration doesn't endure"

"I'm curious about the frequent use here of the word 'womb' which is fundamentally a poetic expression, as in 'fruit...

"We're not a family. We're a firm."

"I’m just going to accept my loneliness, and I’m going to an even darker place of nothingness from an even farther, more extreme no...

"Let me know when your whole life goes up in smoke. Means it's time for a promotion"

"I remember sitting up there, blood on my knuckles, beer down my shirt, sick on my shoes and seeing the orange glow of a new dawn br...

"Guess it's not a good day to be a bad guy, huh, Skank?"

"Would you look at this spread now! Why is it that a man always gets thrown his best party when he dies"

"I can respect your opinion. Sadly, I'm not good at rejection. I'm afraid you'll have to die."

"The improbability of events depicted in this film is the surest indication that they actually did occur."

"Simply try for one hour to behave like gentlemen."

"You must forget to remember, before you remember to forget."