Morty Comix # 2671 was drawn on my half-swept driveway using special Spongebob Squarepants chalk. It felt quite prehistori...

  So on Monday morning I get out of the car at the parking lot at work and find this lone Spongebob Squarepants/Sandy Cheeks playing c...

"I love America. No one is responsible for what they do."

Rose's Valentine to Dad

My new coffee grinder came with an instruction booklet that included the warning: "Do not attempt to defeat the cover interlock mechani...

Whenever I walk through dangerous neighborhoods in urban areas, whenever I go into the most Neanderthal of rural bars at night, whenever I g...

I was sad when my Spongebob Squarepants foam soap came to an end, but at least I can keep the bottle around. And hey, the eyes and teeth on ...

The day after my Spongebob Squarepants electric toothbrush died, I used up the last of my Spongebob Squarepants toothpaste. It was the secon...

He might be smiling, but for me it was a very somber day indeed when my Spongebob Squarepants electric toothbrush finally bit the Big One. G...