We had our family holiday gift exchange a couple days before Christmas. Susan gave me a potato gun with two spuds to use as ammo. ...

Actually the short answer for how the McCleary Bear Festival developed this bizarre culinary sideshow probably had something to do with this...

A Morty candle box constructed about 15 years ago by my sister-in-law, Susan.

Along with a few other titles, Cranium Frenzy # 8 came into the world during my print-on-demand phase, so it never really had a 1st edition...