"There's been a little complication with my complication." [Reviewed in Cheaper by the Dozen 9 ]

Chehalis River Friends Landing Grays Harbor County, Washington

"When I was a little boy, my mother used to sing me a song. It went like this: 'Life is short, life is shit, and soon it will be o...

Chehalis River Friends Landing Grays Harbor County, Washington

"Do you know what I saw on the television in my motel room at one o'clock this morning? Films of Hitler! They are showing films ab...

"The Workers" Dedicated to those who worked in the woods, counted among the most dangerous of occupations by sculptor Tom Morandi ...

"When I close my eyes, I see this thing, a sign, I see this name in bright blue neon lights with a purple outline. And this name is so...

"I was at dinner last evening, and halfway through the pudding, this four-year-old child came alone, dragging a little toy cart. And o...

Morty Comix # 2306 joined the literature at a post office in the Oly-Lacey-Tumwater area.

"Honest! I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaner...

"Ronny is a steady customer and you don't hit a steady customer in the face. They don't come back until the bruises are gone....

Aberdeen, Washington

Morty Comix # 2305 was slid under an obscure storage box at an Olympia, Washington pizza joint.

Aberdeen, Washington

"The bull is not the beast! Look at the crowd! That is the real beast!"

Chehalis River Cosmopolis, Washington

Morty Comix # 2304 was slid behind a wooden shake near the entrance of a long deceased tavern in Elma, Washington

"What did you expect? Welcome Sonny? Make yourself at home? Marry my daughter? You gotta remember these are just simple farmers. Thes...

Stripper Blaze Starr to Gov. Earl Long: "You know Earl, in a certain way, we're both kinda show business." [Reviewed in Cheape...

I live on the top of a "T" in the road, and the snowplow usually leaves a big pile of snow in front of my house, so I'll have ...

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitt...

Winter storm victim Tumwater, Washington

"Are you or are you not the Black Angel of Death?" Quite possibly one the ten worst films I've ever seen

4th Ave. Bridge looking west Early morning Olympia, Washington