"We know how to behave! We've had lessons."

"Your ratted hair is preventing yet another student's geometry education."

Mini-Comics Day McCleary Community Center 726 W. Simpson Ave. McCleary, Washington 9 am-3 pm  http://www.minicomics.org/ Last year...

A Secret Service man reviews the movie Amadeus : "I saw a movie about him. The guy was a complete jerk. The end of the movie some guy...

Line delivered by 94-year old Grandpa Gustafson: "Then one day you'll wake up and you realize that you're not 81 anymore. And...

"What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today." [Reviewed in Cheaper by the Dozen 22 ]

"I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker." [Reviewed in Cheaper by the Dozen 21 ]

"You shake up the order, you shake up the world. You're a dangerous man, Hugo. You're a radical!" [Reviewed in Cheaper...

Mark Twain in the snow Tumwater, Washington

"A spoken word, like a lost opportunity doesn't come back. When a situation like this is admitted out loud it means it's been...

"It's like I was playing some kind of game, but the rules don't make any sense to me. They're being made up by all the wr...

The classics surveying the scene, checking out the haps outside

"What are you trying to say? Anybody can miss a shot? Nobody misses when I'm at the end of the rope. You never had a rope around ...

"Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond, it may be your last ."

"MAY 1st don't work skip school. GLOBAL STRIKE! " Olympia's westside hit again

"I don't like violence, Tom. I'm a businessman. Blood is a big expense."

"People. All going somewhere. All with their own thoughts, their own ideas. All with their own personalities. One is wrong because he...

It was right here, on the sidewalk on front of those windows, that I suffered an event that scarred me for life! There used to be a gian...

"You're right, no human being would stack books like this."