"Locked, from the inside. That can only mean one thing-- and I don't know what it is."

Olympia, Washington

"You were born to become a chalk outline."

"I--- am a librarian !"

Do I really want to buy a straw that has been inside the cranium of a living glass?

"Life is not like anything I've ever seen before."  [Reviewed in Cheaper by the Dozen 18 ] 

"Relax Luther, it's much worse than you think."

"Sometimes, in order to see the light, you have to risk the dark."

"All men are created equal. No matter how hard you try, you can never erase those words."

Entrance to the old Ferry Museum, now home of the Washington State History Research Center, Tacoma, Washington

"There's a kiss at the end of the rainbow-- more precious than a pot of gold." [Reviewed in Cheaper by the Dozen 8 ]

Stadium High School Tacoma, Washington

"Is this moron number one? Put moron number two on the phone."  [Reviewed in Cheaper by the Dozen 65 ]

"Now that's not true is it? You can dance, it's just someone told you not to."

Morty Comix # 2346 was deposited behind a door of meeting room for a state agency in Tacoma, Washington

This newspaper ad I found from well over a century ago has an illustration that has a very underground/Newave comix look to me. Anyone by ...

"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it." [Reviewed in Cheaper by the Dozen 5 ]

"I thought I was going to sneak away tonight. What a glorious night . Every face I see is a memory. It may not be a perfectly perfect...

A Tumwater, Washington landmark

"And finally monsieur, a wafer-thin mint."

Pop quiz: Is this dead spider, or, a geranium?

"Mr. Wizard! Get me the Hell outta here!"