Penguins

"The personal life is dead in Russia. History killed it." [Reviewed in Cheaper by the Dozen 59 ]

He is the walrus

"Penguin, Joker, Riddler, and Catwoman too! The sum of the angles of that rectangle is too monstrous to contemplate!"

Puffin

"Mind you, if there is one thing I know about its Mr. John Q. Public. He wants clean people on the screen for himself and his childr...

My fave Groucho musical number : Oh Lydia, oh Lydia Say, have you met Lydia Lydia, the tattooed lady She has eyes that folks a...

Vashon Island as seen from Point Defiance

"What's the point in hiring a corrupt inspector when he can't even abuse the law properly?"

Point Defiance

"Here. It's all right here in my noodle. The rest is just scribbling. Scribbling and bibbling, bibbling and scribbling." [...

M/V Chetzemoka From Vashon Island to Point Defiance

"Are you ready to get down to business?"

Vashon Island, Maury Island, Washington

"Your character, it seems, won't improve until you're reborn."  [Reviewed in Cheaper by the Dozen 36 ]

M/V Chetzemoka From Point Defiance to Vashon Island

"I don't kill opponents I like." [Reviewed in Cheaper by the Dozen 35 ]

Littlerock, Washington

"I have no desire to kill anyone else. Kindly step aside." [Reviewed in Cheaper by the Dozen 33 ]

"It's not the place of a gangster to go strutting around in broad daylight like he owns the world. A proper gangster bows his...

"There is no one worse than a samurai." [Reviewed in Cheaper by the Dozen 26 ]

"You must be Samurai. No doubt you're staying at the inn. It's dangerous to draw your sword. You know the saying about a knif...

"What is in Steve's Refrigerator Today?" I actually get asked this question quite frequently, even by strangers on the st...

Morty Comix # 2400 was rolled up and slid into a pipe supporting two parking meters. The white van with the crappy parking ...