Showing posts with label James Abram Garfield. Show all posts
Showing posts with label James Abram Garfield. Show all posts

Friday, October 18, 2013

The James Abram Garfield Song


James Abram Garfield
Wasn't really such a very bad guy
He would've been a good US CEO
But he didn't get much time to try

A nut named Charlie Guiteau
Went to the Prez to see him
And shot him with an ivory-handled gun
'Cause he thought it would look good in a museum

It was the docs who killed Garfield
By probing under his epiderm
With unsanitized instruments
They didn't believe in such a thing as a germ