The Sentence

"Do you have any idea how hard honest working people have to break their backs to earn the precious dollars out of which you so blindly con them?"

Clip of one of the more creative legal sentences, from Dear God.

Strange and Unbelievable, but Real and True! I Inherit Over 5 Million Bucks From June Pointer!

Yes, according to an email sent to my workplace from Edward Mattson, Esq. of Pretoria, South Africa, the youngest member of the Pointer Sisters has left me over 5 million smackaroonies!

This is great news. June Pointer probably left it to me due to my role in managing the group for a brief time in the late 1970s. I'm including a rare shot of me with the group during that era as solid proof of this association. Usually I have tried to keep my connection with them quiet, but now I must reveal the real and true truth, strange and unbelievable as it sounds.

Now you Morty the Dog readers finally know why there are no 1979 Newave comix in my bibliography-- I was busy being a manager for these popular singers. I see my hard work has finally been rewarded.

And it don't rain in Indianapolis in the summertime.