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Tumwater, Washington

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Been awhile since I have seen one of these repulsive things

A discarded portable dental floss thingie in the parking lot of the Tumwater, Washington Post Office. This looks like a pretty fancy one probably used by some hoit-de-la-freakin'-toit in their mouth and then thrown on the pavement for the rest of us to enjoy. Note the strand is broken, so they were quite vigorous in filing out those chunks of crap between their teeth.

Yeeech.

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Tumwater, Washington

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Tumwater, Washington

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A new entry in my series on discarded portable dental floss, this was found in a parking lot in Butler, Pennsylvania.

I love the way the white reflection makes this disgusting thing sort of glow against the surface, almost as if it was a heaven-sent object.

Morty Comix # 2598

Morty Comix # 2598 was tucked into a weird metal flap in the concrete ceiling of a parking garage in Pittsburgh's Cultural District.

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The parking lot sprung a leak

Tumwater, Washington

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Olympia, Washington

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Tumwater, Washington

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Permit Parking Only

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Bob's self-designated parking space, although he's been gone for a couple years

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Morty Comix # 2524

Morty Comix # 2524 looked like it wanted to travel.

So I walked through a parking lot in Tumwater, Washington and told myself that the first out of state license plate I saw would decide the general jurisdiction of this little comic's destination. Fate chose Alaska, our neighboring state.

Then I told myself to watch for anything that had a number between 1 and 5. As I walked through the grounds of a vocational school I spotted a tennis ball a good block away from the nearest court. It had the number 2 on it. So 2 it was.

Alaska's biggest city is, of course, Anchorage. The 2nd largest depends on what source you use, and it looks like a tossup between Fairbanks and Juneau. I chose Juneau because my beautiful cousin Patti lives there. Then I located a Juneau telephone book that was about 4 years old.

For once I thought I'd actually send one of these to a comic book store, but none were listed in the Yellow Pages. Instead I found myself between Colon Hydrotherapy and Commercial Artists. You know, when you look for a comic book store and find these two instead-- I don't think this is an accident. No. It is an editorial comment.

Anyway, naturally I chose the Colon Hydrotherapy option. Fortunately I double checked the address online, because the doctor had moved since the book was printed. 

So, it is North to Alaska for this one!

Morty Comix # 2520

Morty Comix # 2520 was enclosed in a folding shopping cart shelf and left in the parking lot of a Safeway in Yelm, Washington

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Noncomformist

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Pierce County, Washington

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2B or not 2B, that is the question

Morty Comix # 2502

Morty Comix # 2502 was drawn on a cover of light slushy snow in a parking lot, Tumwater, Washington, Dec. 31, 2012, the very last Morty Comix until the New Year.

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Gordon's Grocery parking lot, McCleary, Washington

A nice way to personalize a blah asphalt area, and it is very McCleary.

[This is post # 4000 in Morty the Blog, and somehow seems fitting]