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Pacemaker Defect

Back in 1982 I thought Pacemaker Defect would've made a great name for a band I wanted to start. Only problem is I can't play any musical instruments. Or read music. Or sing. So I drew a comic instead.

1st edition, 1982, Olympia, Washington, 30 copies, pink cover, enlarged digest.

1996, print-on-demand, regular digest size.

1st Danger Room Reprint edition, July 2005, 5 copies, red, regular digest size.

This is sort of a companion to another half-comic I drew around the same time, Fun in Acapulco.

Pretty much a cathartic cranium streamo comic. The question "I wonder what the Hell happened to my other karmic half?" has been something I've been asking myself in real life ever since I drew this.

Fun in Acapulco

A weird "half-comic" named in honor of the movie starring Elvis, who happens to be a character in the first story.

1st edition, September 1982, Olympia, Washington, 30 copies, pink cover, enlarged digest size.

2nd edition, August 1984, Alamogordo, New Mexico, 30 copies, white cover, enlarged digest size.

1996, print-on-demand, regular digest size.

1st Danger Room Reprint Edition, July 2005, 5 copies, pink cover, regular digest size.

The story "Tomorrow is Yesterday" was reprinted in Portland Underground Comix # 3 (Portland, Or. : Pastime Pub. Co., 1983)

I have always liked the cover of this one. The rest of the comic comes across as sort of a crazy quilt of ideas linked together with a fraying string of consciousness.

Inside back cover, panel 4. That's a self-portrait.

The back cover is entirely true, except for maybe the final panel.

Cryogenic Comix # 6

1st edition, 1998, 15 copies, green cover, yellow guts, regular digest size.

1st Danger Room Reprint Edition, June 2005, 5 copies, all yellow, regular digest size.

There were two short comix I drew in the early 1980s: Fun in Acapulco and Pacemaker Defect. I can tell some of these drawings were prep work for stories in one or both of those titles. Arnie Wormwood shows up on 3 pages here. The gentleman with the beard and glasses is Dean True, who was once a neighbor to one of Ernest Borgnine's ex-wives. Page 7 has, for reasons I have long since forgotten, drawings of Woodrow Wilson and Herbert Hoover. That's Al Capone on the bottom of page 6.