My new coffee grinder came with an instruction booklet that included the warning: "Do not attempt to defeat the cover interlock mechanism."
But did I pay heed? Unfortunately not. Instead I took this as a challenge.
And the result was humiliation and shame.
First I attempted to threaten the grinder with a cane but realized I was resorting to violence. And that will never do.
So I challenged the grinder to a gentlemanly game of Operation (The SpongeBob Squarepants edition!) and the grinder won every time!
"Do not attempt to defeat the cover interlock mechanism."
