William McKinley
Was a little bit weird
First President since Lincoln
Without a mustache or beard
He was not all that exciting
And I wouldn't be lyin'
People didn't really vote for him
They voted against Bryan
Imperialism and capitalism
McKinley couldn't get his fill
But in this land of plenty
When we hit Century 20
An anarchist's bullet
Spelled the end of Bill
I think he was a good man
Who was led astray
So many Presidents
End up that very same way