Hey look! It's Theodore Kaczynski, the Unabomber, in an artificial Christmas Tree!
Gosh, that makes me want to break out into a little song:
O Ted and bomb, O Ted and bomb,
You batshit crazy loony!
You blow up folks to make a point
And now you're rotting in The Joint.
O Ted and bomb, O Ted and bomb,
You batshit crazy loony!
