Morty the Dog

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Favorite Movie Quotes: Meet Joe Black

"I thought I was going to sneak away tonight. What a glorious night. Every face I see is a memory. It may not be a perfectly perfect memory. Sometimes we had our ups and downs. But we're all together, and you're mine for a night. And I'm going to break precedent and tell you my one candle wish: that you would have a life as lucky as mine, where you can wake up one morning and say, 'I don't want anything more.' Sixty-five years. Don't they go by in a blink?"

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A Tumwater, Washington landmark

Favorite Movie Quotes: The Meaning of Life

"And finally monsieur, a wafer-thin mint."

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Pop quiz: Is this dead spider, or, a geranium?

Favorite Movie Quotes: The Matrix

"Mr. Wizard! Get me the Hell outta here!"

Monday, April 23, 2012

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Favorite Movie Quotes: Matchstick Men

"Look, Doc, I spent last Tuesday watching fibers on my carpet. And the whole time I was watching my carpet, I was worrying that I, I might vomit. And the whole time, I was thinking, 'I'm a grown man. I should know what goes on my head.' And the more I thought about it... the more I realized that I should just blow my brains out and end it all. But then I thought, well, if I thought more about blowing my brains out... I start worrying about what that was going to do to my goddamn carpet. Okay, so, ah-he, that was a GOOD day, Doc. And, and I just want you to give me some pills and let me get on with my life."

[Reviewed in Cheaper by the Dozen 3]

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The Feline Bird Watching Society

Favorite Movie Quotes: Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

"There, I have you! You're completely dished! Do you not know that in the service one must always choose the lesser of two weevils?"

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Peanut butter, ketchup, mustard, and Marmite on a hamburger bun.

It was quite good, actually.

Favorite Movie Quotes: Married to the Mob

"Oh, there's a big difference, Mrs. de Marco. The mob is run by murdering, thieving, lying, cheating psychopaths. We work for the President of the United States of America."

[Reviewed in Cheaper by the Dozen 61]

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Aberdeen, Washington

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Favorite Movie Quotes: The Manchurian Candidate

"My dear girl, have you ever noticed that the human race is divided into two distinct and irreconcilable groups: those that walk into rooms and automatically turn television sets on, and those that walk into rooms and automatically turn them off. The trouble is that they end up marrying each other."