Monday, December 30, 2013

The Martin Van Buren Song


Martin Van Buren's first language was Dutch
His favorite game was politics
He loved it very much

He was so ambitious
His feet were a-itchin'
He was America's first modern politician

Ol' Marty always said he worked for the public good
Problem was
No one knew where he stood

It probably would've helped him
If his positions had been firmer
Maybe the voters might not have made him
Another single termer