Morty the Dog

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Favorite Movie Quotes: Ernest Scared Stupid

"Bring me the head of Ernest P. Worrell!"

Favorite Movie Quotes: Ernest Goes to Camp

"You see these hands? Huh? Huh? You see them? If I put them in my pockets I will be arrested for concealing lethal weapons."

Rest in Peace, Jim Varney, 1949-2000

Favorite Movie Quotes: Erik the Viking

"Have you ever seen the Sun, Erik?"

(Those of us in Western Washington State can relate to that quote)

Favorite Movie Quotes: The Enforcer (1951)

"It always worries me when these hoodlums get religion."

[Reviewed in Cheaper by the Dozen 34]

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Favorite Movie Quotes: Elvira's Haunted Hills

"Heeeeere's Johan!"

[Reviewed in Cheaper by the Dozen 33]

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I am currently leasing a Kia Soul, and it has this cryptic button on the dashboard

Favorite Movie Quotes: Elvira, Mistress of the Dark

"Revenge is better than Christmas."

[Reviewed in Cheaper by the Dozen 30]

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The label inside the mailbox lid states

ATTENTION MAIL CARRIER

THIS ADDRESS IS CURRENTLY VACANT

DO NOT PLACE MAIL IN THIS BOX

VACANT!

Favorite Movie Quotes: El Dorado

"I'm looking at a tin star with a drunk pinned on it."

Favorite Movie Quotes: Edward II

"Base Fortune, now I see that in thy wheel there is a point to which when men aspire, they tumble headlong down. That point I touched, and seeing there was no place to mount up higher why should I grieve at my declining fall?"

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Favorite Movie Quotes: Ed Wood

"Look, look, look, when I said that you could have the western territories, I didn't mean all eleven states! I meant California, Oregon, and, uh, what's that one on top? Washington!"

[Reviewed in Cheaper by the Dozen 57]

Monday, March 12, 2012

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Favorite Movie Quotes: Easy Money

You know what? I'm not going to even try to come up with a quote for this great film. It never got any respect.

I saw it in a theater when it was released in 1983. I was in Pullman, Washington and only three of us were in the audience. And we three strangers laughed our asses off!

Film critic history has been unkind to this film, and unjustly so. Snobs.

Rodney Dangerfield was a great actor and comedian. If you want a quote from this movie you'll just have to give it some respect and view it.

Sunday, March 11, 2012

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Charlie

Favorite Movie Quotes: Drowning Mona

Kathleen Wilhoite sings Oh Mona Dearly:

"Oh Mona Dearly
She took a turn for the worst
You know she swam with the fishes
You know she dug in the dirt
Why did she have to DIE, DIE, DIE?
Why did she have to DIE, DIE, DIE?
Why did she have to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-DIE?
Oh Mona Dearly"

[Reviewed in Cheaper by the Dozen 70]

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Saturday, March 10, 2012

Favorite Movie Quotes: The Dresser

"Where's my hat? I'm getting out of here. I'm not staying in this place a moment longer! I'm surrounded by vipers. Betrayal on every side! I've been crushed! The life blood is draining from me! The load is too great! ... More, more, more-- I can't give any more, I have nothing more to give. I want a tranquil senility. I'm a grown man. I don't want to go on painting my face night after night, wearing clothes that are not my own. This is my work, my life's work. I'm an actor, but who cares if I go out there tonight or any other night and shorten my life?"

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Favorite Movie Quotes: Dressed to Kill (1946)

"A fool may touch a star, Colonel Cavanaugh, if he reaches high enough."

[Reviewed in Cheaper by the Dozen 70]

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One of my pet peeves are televisions that blare on while a waiting room is empty. And if I turn the TV off, the next person who comes in turns it back on. That really bugs me, man. Other things that bug me are coastal radar for Washington State, people who insist on wearing their bike helmets while off their bicycle and being a pedestrian like in a store, and the expression, "I'm just sayin'."

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