You know what? I'm not going to even try to come up with a quote for this great film. It never got any respect.
I saw it in a theater when it was released in 1983. I was in Pullman, Washington and only three of us were in the audience. And we three strangers laughed our asses off!
Film critic history has been unkind to this film, and unjustly so. Snobs.
Rodney Dangerfield was a great actor and comedian. If you want a quote from this movie you'll just have to give it some respect and view it.