Favorite Movie Quotes: Kentucky Fried Movie

"It's 19 minutes after the hour and now it's time for our daily feature, 'The Astrological Report.' A quick reminder, these reports are not intended to foster a belief in astrology but merely to support people who cannot take responsibility for their own lives."

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Charlie and Dreamer prepare for the wrestling match of the century in the patch of sun!

Favorite Movie Quotes: Kelly's Heroes

"To a New Yorker like you, a hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three tigers."

This is a really bad movie. Next time I weed the shelves, it's gone.

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Favorite Movie Quotes: Julius Caesar (1970)

I don't really have to deliver a quote from this movie, do I? Just read the play and it'll be better than seeing this production with Chuck Heston as Marc Antony.

Buster, as the alpha cat in this house, has expressed a desire to acquire the kind of helmet pictured on the VHS container.

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Favorite Movie Quotes: JFK

"Well that's the real question, isn't it? Why? The how and the who is just scenery for the public. Oswald, Ruby, Cuba, the Mafia. Keeps them guessing like some kind of parlor game. Prevents them from asking the most important question: Why? Why was Kennedy killed? Who benefited? Who has the power to cover it up? Who?"

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McCleary, Washington

Favorite Movie Quotes: Jackie Brown

"I'm 56 years old. I can't blame anybody for anything I do."

[Reviewed in Cheaper by the Dozen 42]

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Morty Comix # 2328

Morty Comix # 2328 left in a freebie weekly newspaper box in McCleary, Washington

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Favorite Movie Quotes: The Jackal

"We know all we need to. He was evil, he is dead. And he's gone. Nothing more matters."

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Morty Comix # 2327

Morty Comix # 2327 found shelter from the early morning chill in a Tumwater, Washington telephone booth

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Favorite Movie Quotes: Izzy & Moe

"Vera, I told you not to marry a man who puts mayonnaise on his pastrami."

Favorite Movie Quotes: It

"Hey, I'm the cop, you're the librarian. OK?"

Please note the librarian in this movie lives in a neighborhood called "Poortown," which should give you an idea of the "big bucks" we earn.

[This bad movie was reviewed in Cheaper by the Dozen 39]

Morty Comix # 2326

Morty Comix # 2326 was folded into quarters, making it small enough to neatly fit behind a table advertisement in a popular westside Olympia Italian restaurant

Favorite Movie Quotes: Paris brûle-t-il? = Is Paris Burning?

Général Leclerc: "In Paris we have to look our best."

[Reviewed in Cheaper by the Dozen 22]

Morty Comix # 2325

Morty Comix # 2325 was left at the free magazine area of a Timberland Regional Library branch

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W. Oak St. near dusk

McCleary, Washington

Favorite Movie Quotes: Isn't She Great

"It's like Gone With the Wind-- only filthy!"

[Reviewed in Cheaper by the Dozen 21]

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Morty Comix # 2324

Morty Comix # 2324 joined other public announcements at the McCleary Post Office bulletin board

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Tumwater, Washington

Favorite Movie Quotes: Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)

"Love, desire, ambition, faith-- without them, life's so simple, believe me." 

[Reviewed in Cheaper by the Dozen 58]

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Tumwater, Washington

Favorite Movie Quotes: The Insider

"Our standards have to be higher than anyone else because we are the standard of everyone else."

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The Fetid Lake of Doom one early foggy morning