Monday, May 30, 2011

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North Bend, Washington

Apparently this was a filming location for the television series Twin Peaks, a show I've never seen. So I felt sort of out of the loop here. Same experience when I visited the town of Roslyn, just over Snoqualmie Pass from North Bend, where they filmed a series called Northern Exposure. I never saw that series either. I think I was working in the evenings during the time those shows were hot, and as you P.M. workers know, that tends to make you one step removed from the mainstream.

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Outside In # 1-10, 12-13 Available in Mortyshop


Outside In # 1-10, 12-13. All 1st editions. 1983-1984. Every one of them is an 8 p. minicomic printed on white cardstock. Printrun of 150 copies for each issue.

SOLD!!

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Weird abandoned electric substation
South Cle Elum, Washington

What is "Bezango"?














Last October 9th, when I posted the Bezango/Bezango Obscuro story I made a stab at the etymology of the word "Bezango."

It was just a word I made up. I liked the sound of it. I had used it as an expression of joy for awhile, perhaps starting as early as the 1980s. The first instance of this word seeing print, so far as I can ascertain, was in the 1994 comic of the same name. But perhaps I used it in City Limits Gazette 1991-1993. When I post those I'll keep my eye out for it.

Later "Bezango" became a geographic place in the Bezango WA 985 series, an 8-issue run that began in late 2001. Bezango was another name for the weird and unusual people and places tucked away in these moss-covered hills of Southwest Washington.

The word was revived for the Olympia Power & Light column in 2009. To me, the word has evolved into some kind of catch-all for the stories that fall between the cracks, the oddballs, the weirdos, and the celebration of frivolity. We'll get into the story behind that last descriptor in good time.

Bezango WA 985 has also been on stage and shown as gallery art.

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The Telephone Museum
Cle Elum, Washington

Bezango: Um ... The Computer Just Broke



Olympia Power & Light, January 13-26, 2010

The great computer crash of December 2009. It would be 8 or 9 months before I got a new one, so my OP&L columns in the first half of 2010 had to be written in longhand. In a lot of ways I discovered not having a computer is like not having a car, my mobility was severely hampered in a society built around certain technologies.

Editor Meta Hogan drew the sad and tragic scene of the dead elves.

And I really did draw a Morty the Dog story. It's a few pages long and is in the possession of a certain crazyman Back East who might turn it into a jam.

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Liberty Theater
Ellensburg, Washington

Friday, May 27, 2011

Bezango: Running For Elected Office the Absurd Way


From Olympia Power & Light, December 30 2009-January 12, 2010.

One reader wrote in, a bit confused. His memory mixed up Greene's 1972 Republican campaign with a later absurdist run for the same office, when the 1976 OWL (Out With Logic, On With Lunacy) Party ran Don "Earthquake" Ober (1922-1979) for Commissioner of Public Lands. A rather easy mistake to make in a state that draws so many colorful characters to the ballot.

The OWL Party didn't exist in 1968. No. Greene ran, hilariously, as a Republican. The fact he went under the radar and won the Republican primary is actually more subversive than running as a third party candidate.



Above: Greene's official entry as a Republican candidate for Commissioner of Public Lands, from the 1968 Official Voters Pamphlet for Washington State.

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Book Fight! Book Fight!


Yow! Two books are going at it mono y mono!

One of them is insulting the other yelling, "You don't know your verso from your recto, buster!"

And the other replies, "Oh yeah? And you don't have much of a spine, buddy!"

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Sarah and the Qs

We asked Sarah what she want wanted
And she said, "Here's what you do,
Get some scissors and some paper
And cut me out a Q."


But that didn't satisfy her
And she said, "Here's what I can use
Get some scissors and more paper
And I can have two Qs."


But the Qs got sad and lonely
And they wanted to go home
So we found a giant atlas,
An enormous hardbound tome.


You know it wasn't easy
It took a lot of work
But we found they place they longed for
In old Upstate New York.


So now the Qs are happy
They no longer have the blues
It ended very well:
Sarah Qs
in Syracuse.

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Kaczynski Kristmas


Hey look! It's Theodore Kaczynski, the Unabomber, in an artificial Christmas Tree!

Gosh, that makes me want to break out into a little song:

O Ted and bomb, O Ted and bomb,
You batshit crazy loony!
You blow up folks to make a point
And now you're rotting in The Joint.
O Ted and bomb, O Ted and bomb,
You batshit crazy loony!

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The Infantry is Coming!


Yes, he joined the Army and served along with a baby Douglas fir. In short, he defended our country with the infant tree.

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To Our Tornado Alley Comrades

A couple months ago I was honored to be invited to SPACE, held in Columbus, Ohio, and met a great group of Midwestern cartoonists.

And now during all the news of these devastating storms clobbering the country's midsection I can't help but wonder how many of you guys have been dramatically impacted by this. Hope you're all surviving the weather safe and sound.

Chad Woody recently posted a pretty sobering bit about finding Joplin, Missouri hospital x-rays at his workplace.

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One of the Knights of Veritas in armor mode

Bezango: Life Lessons From Roosevelt Elementary


Olympia Power & Light, Dec. 16-29, 2009. The school building shown on OP&L's webpage is the recent incarnation of Roosevelt. I have yet to find an online image of the Roosevelt I attended.

When the school celebrated it's centennial a few years ago, a nice history was assembled, including this bit:

Over the years, Roosevelt School has had a number of building additions to make room for its expanding student population. In 1949 Roosevelt received the first new elementary school building in Olympia's modernization program. The new school was made out of brick and had one floor with no steps or ramps. The classrooms were painted pastel shades to give "a cheerful and homelike atmosphere". The district boasted that it was the safest type of building being planned. Families rapidly built houses in the neighborhood so they could send their children to the new school. Roosevelt's student population increased 32% between 1948 and 1949. When the new school opened in 1949 there were 395 students enrolled. Although the school had the most modern facilities, it lacked a public address system. Roosevelt's innovative principal Wilfred Reeves would go down the hall on roller skates to notify teachers or students when they had a phone call. Luckily the PTA was able to raise sufficient funds to install a public address system. Forty years later in 1989, Roosevelt opened another new school using a special floor plan where grades were clustered into three pods; one for kindergarten and first grade, one for second and third grade, and one for fourth and fifth grade.

I bolded the roller skate part. That sentence not only demonstrates how long the halls were, but also Mr. Reeves' playfulness. Of course, when I remember the principal he was quite old and finishing his career, but I can easily imagine him skating down the hall in his younger years.

A real-life, official Roosevelt School beanie!

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Thursday, May 26, 2011

Bezango: Olympia Memories



Olympia Power & Light
is a biweekly newspaper serving the Oly area. My Bezango column has been an irregular feature since the first issue. Here's my introductory piece.

The editors usually decide what the headline will be, as well as the illustration. Generally they leave my text alone. And guess what? They actually pay me!

As a result of my participation in OlyBlog as a contributor and moderator, I figured more Olympia readers would know me as stevenl than my real name, so there it is.

I believe I did request an image of Morty the Dog to accompany the logo, which is now a regular icon for the column. Co-Editor Meta Hogan found this one online and it really fits! It was originally drawn for the cover of The Almost Complete Collected Morty Comix (1984)

The main illustration for this debut essay was by an artist named Edward Lange (1846-1912), who drew urban panoramas and frequently filled the borders of his art with little advertisements, like this one.

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Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Washington Songs and Lore



I have the Abridged Edition of Washington Songs and Lore.

If I suspend this monograph over a plastic tub holding stagnant water it soothes my nerves.

Like abridged over tub old water, it will ease my mind.

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Yakima, Washington, the city with vanity manhole covers

The Movie That Made Vincent Price a Horror Star


Here we see Vincent Price at the door of a structure built entirely of the Washington Administrative Code, known by the acronym WAC in Washington State circles of government.

And it was here Price made his breakthrough film in 1953, The House of WACs.