Yes, according to an email sent to my workplace from Edward Mattson, Esq. of Pretoria, South Africa, the youngest member of the Pointer Sisters has left me over 5 million smackaroonies!
This is great news. June Pointer probably left it to me due to my role in managing the group for a brief time in the late 1970s. I'm including a rare shot of me with the group during that era as solid proof of this association. Usually I have tried to keep my connection with them quiet, but now I must reveal the real and true truth, strange and unbelievable as it sounds.
Now you Morty the Dog readers finally know why there are no 1979 Newave comix in my bibliography-- I was busy being a manager for these popular singers. I see my hard work has finally been rewarded.
And it don't rain in Indianapolis in the summertime.
It has now been over a month since I was sent this exciting news, yet nothing has happened! I am so disappointed.
ReplyDeleteWhere's my money?!? I already quit my job and bought a lot of incredibly expensive things on credit in anticipation of this strange and unbelievable, but real and true inheritance landing here real soon. I don't understand.
ReplyDeleteBwaaa! *sob!* *choke!* I'm ruined! Ruined, you hear? Ruined! I'm now moving into a cardboard box at the edge of town. Thanks for nuthin' Mister Edward Mattson, So-called Esq. of Pretoria, South Africa.
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