Sunday, March 4, 2012

Morty Comix # 2310



Placed inside a free copy of The Olympian for use by denizens of a place in Tumwater, Washington where any citizen can enter and sample the gastronomical wares of students of the culinary arts.

Friday, March 2, 2012

Favorite Movie Quotes: Cool Hand Luke


"Them clothes got laundry numbers on them. You remember your number and always wear the ones that has your number. Any man forgets his number spends a night in the box. These here spoons you keep with you. Any man loses his spoon spends a night in the box. There's no playing grab-ass or fighting in the building. You got a grudge against another man, you fight him Saturday afternoon. Any man playing grab-ass or fighting in the building spends a night in the box. First bell's at five minutes of eight when you will get in your bunk. Last bell is at eight. Any man not in his bunk at eight spends the night in the box. There is no smoking in the prone position in bed. To smoke you must have both legs over the side of your bunk. Any man caught smoking in the prone position in bed spends a night in the box. You get two sheets. Every Saturday, you put the clean sheet on the top, the top sheet on the bottom and the bottom sheet you turn in to the laundry boy. Any man turns in the wrong sheet spends a night in the box. No one'll sit in the bunks with dirty pants on. Any man with dirty pants on sitting on the bunks spends a night in the box. Any man don't bring back his empty pop bottle spends a night in the box. Any man loud talking spends a night in the box. You got questions, you come to me. I'm Carl, the floor walker. I'm responsible for order in here. Any man don't keep order spends a night in-- "

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I apologize for the extremely bad phone photo but it can still act as a platform to a most amazing story. This is the lobby of the Monticello Hotel in Longview, Washington. This place has murals tucked up on the wall against the ceiling by Joe Knowles, one of the most interesting and eccentric artists in the history of Washington State, which is saying a lot. Check out my profile of Joe on OlyBlog.

Favorite Movie Quotes: Conspiracy Theory


"A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line."

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Favorite Movie Quotes: Con Air


"Make a move and the bunny gets it."

Thursday, March 1, 2012

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Portland, Oregon

Favorite Movie Quotes: The Comancheros


"He's just spittin' out words to see where they splatter."

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Morty Comix # 2309



Morty Comix # 2309 was deposited in the "Free Reading Materials" area of a Thurston County library

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Laurelhurst, Portland, Oregon

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Favorite Movie Quotes: Close Encounters of the Third Kind


"You can't fool us by agreeing with us."

[Reviewed in Cheaper by the Dozen 71]

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Morty Comix # 2308



Morty Comix # 2308 was placed inside a golf magazine in a medical clinic waiting room in Tumwater, Washington

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Famous Movie Quotes: Cleopatra


"Even a dead God cannot rewrite his will."

If I may make an aside here, it seems wrong we now live in a world without
Elizabeth Taylor

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

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This sculpture in Portland's Goose Hollow makes me think of Brad Foster's drawings

Favorite Movie Quotes: City Slickers


"Value this time in your life kids, because this is the time in your life when you still have your choices, and it goes by so fast. When you're a teenager you think you can do anything, and you do. Your twenties are a blur. Thirties, you raise your family, you make a little money and you think to yourself, 'What happened to my twenties?' Forties, you grow a little pot belly, you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud and one of your old girlfriends from high school becomes a grandmother. Fifties, you have a minor surgery. You'll call it a procedure, but it's a surgery. Sixties, you'll have a major surgery, the music is still loud but it doesn't matter because you can't hear it anyway. The seventies, you and the wife retire to Fort Lauderdale, you start eating dinner at two o'clock in the afternoon, you'll have lunch around ten, breakfast the night before. And you spend most of your time wandering around malls looking for the ultimate soft yogurt and muttering 'How come the kids don't call? How come the kids don't call?' The eighties, you'll have a major stroke, and you end up babbling to some Jamaican nurse who your wife can't stand but who you call mama. Any questions?"

[Reviewed in Cheaper by the Dozen 72]

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Favorite Movie Quotes: Chinatown


"Course I'm respectable. I'm old. Politicians, ugly buildings, and whores all get respectable if they last long enough."

[Reviewed in Cheaper by the Dozen 36]

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Favorite Movie Quotes: Cecil B. Demented


"There are no rules in outlaw cinema, Miss Whitlock, only edges. We believe technique to be nothing more than failed style. You see, I've had a vision. And that vision is called 'Ultimate Reality.' The rest of our film is shot in real life, with real people, and yes, with real terror."

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Morty Comix # 2307





Morty Comix # 2307 was left in an empty phone book case at a McCleary, Washington phone booth. Also left by previous visitors was 46 cents in change and an empty, soggy cigarette pack.

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