"What do you think the Devil is going to look like if he's around? C'mon, nobody is going to be taken in by a guy with a long, red, pointy tail. C'mon, what's he going to sound like, "Yaaargh."? No. I'm semi-serious here. He will be attractive, he'll be nice and helpful. He'll get a job where he influences a great God-fearing nation. He'll never do an evil thing, he'll never deliberately hurt a living thing. He'll just bit by little bit lower our standards where they are important. Just a tiny little bit, just coax along flash over substance, just a tiny little bit. And he'll talk about all of us really being salesmen. And he'll get all the great women."
