"The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes
new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was.
But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of
brutals. Go forth and kill!"
I know the above quote sounds like it came from the National Rifle Association, but in fact it comes from the very worst movie ever made, Zardoz. Read the review in Cheaper by the Dozen 23.