"You are a Rabbi. I'm a bank robber. I'm a card player and a whoremonger.
That's what I am. You are a Rabbi. You can fall in the mud, you can
slip on your ass, you can travel in the wrong direction. But even on
your ass, even in the mud, even if you go in the wrong direction for a
little while, you're still a Rabbi! That's what you are, right?"
[Reviewed in Cheaper by the Dozen 62]