"What is in Steve's Refrigerator Today?"
I actually get asked this question quite frequently, even by strangers on the street, post office employees, and very surly clowns who don't like to use their real names. So instead of repeating myself, I'll just post it. My refrigerator contains enough hamburger buns for one hamburger, a mostly full jar of Adams Peanut Butter (creamy), 3 sticks of butter, canola oil, mayonnaise, sweet honey mustard that expired over a month ago, and mango butter.
There. I hope that satiates the inquiring minds of people who need to know the sordid details of my dietary habits. In the freezer I have waffles and one hamburger patty.
hmmm,
ReplyDeletei usually have potatoes, onions, citrus fruits, Peanut butter, jams, chilli sauces, ketchup, bread, basil, wine and meat(beef and chicken) in my fridge all the time!