Hogan's Corner, Washington
You must have a license in order to have a pet clam. Otherwise the local Clam Catcher will impound your shellfish companion and put it in the Clam Pound. And it is a sad sight that jabs at your heart to walk through that facility and resist the mournful expressions of those abandoned clams who so much want a nice home.
So please, clam owners, license your clams and while you are at it make sure they get all their vaccinations.
Sniff, Sniff, I can see their little faces clamoring for attention.
ReplyDeleteYes, it seems almost shellfish to not adopt one, but we all don't have the resources to dig in and shovel out the $$ to be generous clam owners.
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