"What did you expect? Welcome Sonny? Make yourself at home? Marry my daughter? You gotta remember these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the New West. You know-- morons."
I live on the top of a "T" in the road, and the snowplow usually leaves a big pile of snow in front of my house, so I'll have the white stuff around long after the rest of the neighborhood is snow free.
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."
Morty Comix # 2302 was left in a back hallway (which seemed to have served as a partial storage area) of a popular Portland, Oregon chocolate store that led to a public restroom (and it was much needed by the author of this very text you are reading).
"My, my, my. Such a lot of guns around town and so few brains. You know, you're the second guy I've met today that seems to think a gat in the hand means the world by the tail."