1st edition, 1984, 50 copies, light creme cover, enlarged digest size.
2nd edition, May 1984, 30 copies, dark creme cover, enlarged digest size.
1st Danger Room Reprint edition, 5 copies, blue cover, enlarged digest size.
Trivia:
Pages 3-4: True story except for the joining the Army part. It happened in 1979.
Page 16: Dialogue was supplied by Robert Stump, Hopewell, Virginia.
Page 23-24: Another totally true story. It happened in 1976.
Back cover: That's me quoting Eliot, Morty quoting himself.
