This six-foot high ancient fertility icon was so valuable I had to build a special room for it. In order to move the thing to it's present position I recruited a bunch of rich people from Seattle to help lift the object and carry it about 25 feet. And then I fed them a large meal. That made me the hoity hoist host.
Well, OK, maybe I'm stretching the truth a tiny bit. It's a really a rusty old leg from a clawfoot bathtub, and it's about six inches high. And I moved it myself with no help into a white wooden box, since I did not build a special room. But those are the only details that differ.
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